Welcome to the Furchester
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
Your room is ready for you.
Just needs to get the bed.
The lamp, the desk,
the rug, the sink.
A pillow for your head.
The hotel's run by monsters,
a staff beyond compare.
We've got the kind of service
you won't find anywhere.
So welcome to the Furchester.
Welcome to the Furchester.
Dine in style.
So genteel.
Cookie come with every meal.
Here's your key
so check right in.
Let your family stay begin.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
A Furchester Never Gives Up
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La, la, la, la, la, la.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our furry best.
Because we our monsters through and through
and so we do what monsters do.
We hug and puff and oof some more.
We oof even harder than before.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our furry best.
A Furchester never.
Never.
Well, hardly ever.
A Furchester never gives up.
Catastrophe
It's more than just a slip up or a mess up or a mishap.
A Furchester catastrophe.
We need to fix it fastrophe.
And put it in the pastrophe.
This simply cannot lastrophe.
A Furchester catastrophe.
The problem is so vastrophe.
We're really flabbergastrophed.
Let's ring the bell
for blastrophe.
Catastrophe.
Catastrophe.
What a catastrophe.
Catastrophe.
Catastrophe.
It's a disastrophe.
Catastrophe.
Catastrophe.
I want it in the pastrophe.
It's a catastro-- what a
disastro-- it's a catastrophe
Don't Check Out
Version 1
You
really can't be going.
Oh, say it isn't true.
The Furchester will never
be as furry without you.
So don't check out.
Don't check out.
Please, please, please,
please don't go.
Don't check out.
Don't check out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, please don't check out.
(Tea Time Monsters chanting)
Farewell from the
Furchester Hotel.
Version 2
You really can't be going.Or say it isn't true.
The Furchester will never
be as furry without you.
We'd like you to stay forever
Or longer if you can
We put out furry heads together and came to it to this plan.
So.
Don't check out.
Don't check out.
Please, please, please, please don't go.
Phoebe and Elmo: Don't check out.
Don't check out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Don't check out.
Don't check out.
Please, please, please, please don't go.
Don't check out.
Don't check out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please,
please don't check out
(Tea Time Monsters chanting)
Farewell from the
Furchester Hotel.
